April 2012
imagine if this happened.
you: hi, i'm-
band member: i know who you are, i stalk your blog on tumblr omg. i know that you love me and i want you to be the mother to my children. let's raise the fuck out of our kids okay and then we can get married omg, we're meant to be.
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
My aunt works as a teacher and she overheard this...
1st Grader #1: My mom told me that before we were humans, we were monkeys.
1st Grader #2: Not my brother. He was a Pokemon.
felicite:
i was eating oreos and i was dunking it in milk and the cookie broke and sunk to the bottom so now i’m just staring at the glass and wondering why bad things happen to good people
commanderinqueef:
it must suck to be a spork because you’re so useful but nobody wants to use you
commanderinqueef:
watching people eat healthy food is always so sad because you know their life sucks
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
*takes photo*
me: oh, thats why
commanderinqueef:
kiss me on my boner
What's really devil music? I mean come on.
For Today: From you, the mighty King of Kings, I learn the word that sustains a weary heart. But, I have been silent for far too long. I love too much to sit back and watch them die. So take this life that you gave to me lord, and speak your heart to a generation.
Hundredth: My life, once miserable, is now immeasurable. What can I do with a heart full of hate besides dig places to rest for those I love.
August Burns Red: Lord, show me the way as I give my self to you. Never let me go. Hold me with your everlasting love. Be my stength, be my voice, my glory. Set me free.
We The Gathered: How can I give back the tears I took? My life is stained by the love that blessed me. My body will never be rinsed of the marks of my Savior. You set me free.
Heart In Hand: So what's left of me, as these moments pass by? Like snapshots of our life truly left behind. If only my eyes could take photographs. I can see a better day, everyday.
As Blood Runs Black: As I rise to my feet I realize, I should be standing up for myself. Why haven't you?
Being As An Ocean: I'm trying my best to be a better man. Despite all my fears, I really am. Only love could have brought me to this place.
Elders: I'm caught inside this constant struggle between the man I want to be, and the boy I'm trying to leave behind. It's time to muster up the courage. Let go.
Gideon: Go ahead, and judge my ways. You don't know right from wrong. I will over power this doubt that you've lodged into my soul.
Stick To Your Guns: Rest asured that with a heart that's pure, we will be victorious and not let our hate get the best of us.
Veil of Maya: We all hold the power to trust and have faith in ourselfs. But just like a coward, we flee from our hearts.
OR
Tyler The Creator: Gaddammn, I love bitches. Especially when they only suck dick and do dishes.
Nicki Minaj: Ice my wrists and piss on bitches. You can suck my Diznik if youtake this jizzes. You don't like them disses? Give my ass some kisses.
Kreashawn: I smoke a million Swisher blunts and I ain't ever comming down. See me at your collage campus, baggie full of adderalls. Call me if you need a fix. Call me if you need a boost.
Millionaires: Pour my drink, it's over flowing. take me home, and rough me up. No one's here, so let's just fuck.
We Will Stop Enhancing the Truth in 3…2…1…:... →
silencingthedrums:
missveryvery:
zumie-monster:
There’s something really screwed up about the way we talk about queer representation in children’s media.
In the U.S. culture at least, there’s this instantaneous association of queer people with sex. Queer people are…
an actual picture of me during school
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
*takes photo*
me: oh thats why
Watchits-taylorr:
no—air:
celafaremo:
1ynds:
my-five-cheeky-freaks:
ihiccups:
Thank you, random attractive guy, you just made my day.
if i can’t marry one direction, i want this guy.
omg hes perfect.
hey, here’s my tumblr, marry me maybe? holla ~
i don’t even like 1d, but this guy is perfect.
marry me
